poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

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bitrates:

Bored? Draw eyebrows on your dog and laugh until his next bath!!! LMAO

bitrates:

Bored? Draw eyebrows on your dog and laugh until his next bath!!! LMAO

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emancipatednarcissist:

Check out my #picsss

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

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overtheunderpass:

there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting 

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somewhereno-oneknows:

shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her

(via officialbrony)

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

(Source: plasmapanda, via cutestfemale)

adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

(via misstrashyusa)

foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

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forgotn1:

"I fucked up, guys. I fucked up."

forgotn1:

"I fucked up, guys. I fucked up."

(via tortillas)

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